WHY LADIES TODAY ARE STILL SINGLE:

The nice men are ugly
The handsome men are not nice
The handsome and nice men are gay
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money
The handsome men without money are after our money
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank GOD are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THIS FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

from novell, WARNA HATI
by, MEEN ZULAIKHA